pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

a-change-in-the-we4ther:

the-absolute-best-posts:

mrswika

The same brooch.
The same pearls. 
The same love. 

too beautiful not to reblog

I would really love if my life turned out like this

kanyewesticle:

my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

Marvel one-liners (x)

baqel:

cokebottlecap123:

would you miss me even after i’m gone, would you miss my smile,the color of my eyes and the texture of my hair? would you remember me and how we were so close, or would you forget me and move on?

you’d forget about me, everyone would. Because I’m not important.

pitch-black-white-lights:

sugar-nextdoor:

Perfect outfit

they’re so perfect

georje:

as you can see ladies

i’m very well hung